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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2006-01-03 21:32:24
30k
0/0/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
-
-
-
1
11
-
-
36
23
-
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
1
3
-
1
18
-
5
23
52
1
“Hehe this is quite humorous.
I usually think people complaining about luck without something extraordinary happening (such as double skull rolled to double skull, two straight turnonvers on double skull, a few straight failed 2+ rerolles dodge or pickup, three cas first four turns or such) are stretching things.
But this guy was just too much. After we reloaded he started complaining about my luck, after we had played one turn or so.
Does he not know that the useless luck meter is reset after a reload?
And his complaints about my blocks really baffles me.
I rolled two or three one dice blocks, all the time with block vs no block, and usually with a reroll to go.
Does he not know that with block there is only a 1/6 failure risk?
And it's not like my blocks caused a lot of damage throughout.
I had an incredibly hard time breaking his armor, but managed to score one BH, as well as 1-2 KO's (he scored a few KO's on me as well).
For fun:
I threw 52 blocks
He through 23 blocks
Is anyone surprised that I managed to damage him a *little* bit more?”
I usually think people complaining about luck without something extraordinary happening (such as double skull rolled to double skull, two straight turnonvers on double skull, a few straight failed 2+ rerolles dodge or pickup, three cas first four turns or such) are stretching things.
But this guy was just too much. After we reloaded he started complaining about my luck, after we had played one turn or so.
Does he not know that the useless luck meter is reset after a reload?
And his complaints about my blocks really baffles me.
I rolled two or three one dice blocks, all the time with block vs no block, and usually with a reroll to go.
Does he not know that with block there is only a 1/6 failure risk?
And it's not like my blocks caused a lot of damage throughout.
I had an incredibly hard time breaking his armor, but managed to score one BH, as well as 1-2 KO's (he scored a few KO's on me as well).
For fun:
I threw 52 blocks
He through 23 blocks
Is anyone surprised that I managed to damage him a *little* bit more?”
Luckily (and a first for the game reload system - I am impressed!) the game picked up where it left off - and Slemfakiren continued to roll a constant stream of pows on my players, with AV9 no obstacle. Thankfully no worse than Badly Hurt.
I gave up blocking after the first few turns - where his 2db and 1db would come off, mine would fail with block/pow or pushback generally with turn end. I thought I was playing Dwarves the way his players ignored my blocks and put my players on the floor. When he fouled my downed 5ST big guy I managed restraint and didn't foul back to prevent his further fouls (IGMEOY in his corner).
Added to that his "Dude you need a reality check" comment when his luck was riding at an average of +20% or more than mine - i.e. I fail and he succeeds, and it wasn't much of a fun game to play - I was on tenterhooks wondering if my skinks would fail to dodge - and they did.
2-2 draw came despite his overcoming a tentacle grab (ST 4 vs ST 3), dodge, 2 GFI and block to drop my ball carrier, and I am glad - someone who thinks their skill won them the game when the dice were so blatantly one sided doesn't deserve the win anyway.
I would say "Good luck with the team" but on this showing you don't need any more luck - simply run up and start throwing blocks all game then tell the other coach "My skill is fantastic" or some such.
Here is an excerpt from this team's previous report:
" I was totally outplaying him in every way imaginable, but he conceded halfway through the first half, so I only got 12 spp :( "
0 Score 1
43% Luck 79%
And there are the luck scores.
Hey Slemfakiren "DUDE YOU NEED A REALITY CHECK"
Unbelievable arrogance.”