“Well, the Marked Ones certainly lived up to their name, with two deaths and uncountable down-slappings. The game started well for them, with a horribly badly played blitz turning against the Take It Easiers, proving that these Orcs are certainly short a big slice of tactical acumen. The Marked Ones rolled the Orcs very effectively, and scored a lightning TD.
Next, the Lizards got a blitz of their own and certainly made it play, after the Orcs again demonstrated no ball-playing ability by failing to pick up, and allowing the marked Ones to rocket through them and score again, making it 2-0 to the Lizards in only the first quarter.
Lots of noise from the crowd appeared to have a postive effect on the Orcs' plan, and they finally started doing what green monsters do best.
The sole Orc cheerleader used her debatable charms to trick and strangle the referee, and after that all hell broke lose. ”