“"Ladies and Gentleman, in a resounding game, right out of the box, those Damn Yankees come through with flying colors, despite low expectations. Anguth, after scoring two TDs was quoted as saying 'uh, wha-'. Munge was voted MVP, as he was expertly carted off the field with an injury, and then tried to cheer his team on and finished the break in his leg. The Kragmountaineers, constantly bickering during the game, gave up about mid-2nd half, allowing 2 more easy scores. This is Snicker Doodle, reporting."”