“How important can one kickoff result be? He was up 2-1, one turn left in the half, I have my setup going for a chainpush OTS. But a bloody fan throws a stone, BH's my rat ogre, and not only does that mean the end of that little OTS play, but he gets the ball to start second half, easily goes up 3-1, and it's game over. Every kickoff but one went his way--extra RR's, blitz, thrown stone cas to my rat ogre--and that one which DIDN'T go his way, a pitch invasion hitting only elves, he shrugged off as the ball was kicked too deep for me to get at, and he merely had to stall his way to victory.

*sigh* GG, I got beat straight up. This is probably the last game this team will ever play, as we're now eliminated from this tourney, and just how many tourneys can a TR 277 unranked team join?”