“Twahnlow Votes
3 Votes Night-Mare for hitting everything he could reach
2 Votes Morale, for following Night-Mare's lead
1 Vote Fondle for trying to block like the big boys

Our first match against Dammo's Ogre team 'un-forseen fate to die' was a good SWL debut for the Crash.

The gameplan was simple: hunt the sodding goblins.

Oncomin Truk spearheaded this initiative with two badly hurt gobbos, and Pain Soaka added a third.

Our chukkas, unless in easy hitting range of a goblin, were hoping to fall on any loose balls and trundle linewards. Both Chicken Wing and Cote Hanga were able to break from goblin-hitting long enough to contribute to the 2-0 scoreline.

It was an unglamourous day for our black orc blockers though Yur Eyegouger got a well-earned MVP for soaking up Ogrish attention all day and dishing out a few quality blocks of his own.”