“Please Don't Hurt Us took the front line in the start of the match versus the Sea Monkeys. The match did not start out promising though when during the opening kick off Home Fry was pelted by a rock, hopefully thrown by the Sea Monkey's fans. On the Sea Monkey's very first turn they managed to kill beloved lineman Please. (Lucky for all you fans out there, a great gnome healer was able to bring him back at the end of the match). Things started to look better for the Tots though when two trolls were knocked out by Baked and French Fry, and soon after, Man o'War bit his own poison dagger. The first half ended with the Tots ahead 1-0.

The second half started out un eventful for the Tots, however it was rather amusing watching the Sea Monkey trolls try and eat almost every snotling they picked up. Then on turn 3 making the dumbest dodge of his short lived life, French Fry tripped over his own two feet and fell to his death. On to better news...The Tots,with a great push threw the line from Hurt, were able to grab the ball and score the final goal of the game.

2 Goals, 5 deaths and not much else later, the Tots blundered home victorious. A well fought game by the Sea Monkeys, maybe we will see you in the playoffs sir.”