“The game started off with a six turn riot.

Turn 7 started well, with all three elves on the LOS down.

Unfortunately, while trying to exploit this opening, my reciever committed a turnover while trying to pick up the ball, and high-agility elves swarmed the backfield.

On turn 8, double-skulls rerolled to double-skulls on my first block attempt, and the elves scored easily.


The second half was worse, involving even more skulls, even more unsuccessful 2+ dodge rolls and re-rolls, and of course the highlight of awful luck, an ungodly number of sixes on injury rolls.

(6, 6), (6, 5) + 0, 6: Glaive has been KILLED!!
(2, 6), (6, 6) + 0, 6: Vanity has been KILLED!!

Oh, and as a finale, natural 1s for fan factor *and* winnings.

/me cries.”