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Assault
Bad coaching
Bad luck
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Block
Bloody
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Dice rape
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Lucker
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Murder
Smash
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Can't recall much about this game now, except I was in a commanding position with the ball deep in Zatoc's half and outnumbered him good but I chose not to stall.

This gave him time to even the score at 1-1 by the end of the first half.

I was kicking and there was not enough time left in the game for me to score a second reply in the final half and the match was lost.

Still it was a fun game against a fun opponent so I didn't mind not playing to win all the way (that is stalling the whole first half). Unfortunately for my opponent though, I did inflict two kills and poor Fred Cas didn't make it home alive.
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