“A great game, though unlucky for the 'Ballers. Goblins were dropping left and right, while the ogres mostly stood around picking various orifices like the bone-heads they are. The lone highlight for the Screwballers was when Weeeeeeeee was running past an ogre teamate who thought it might be fun to see how far he could throw the little guy. This unexpected good idea left Weeeeeeeee too close to the goal line for anyone to catch him! While things turned right back around following the kickoff, fun was had by all (except Curly Joe, who died, but we all had fun watching him twitch....)”