“Turn 1 of the match, he MNG's my primary blitzer via gang foul. I'm unable to knock over a single elf til turn 4, during which time he's done 4 three gang-fouls for a MNG and a couple ko's. Fortunately for me, his second and third fouls caused his two DP's to be ejected. Mine was the following turn, but at least he took a wardancer with him. After stalling til scoring in turn 8, I have it all setup to do a chainpush OTS...until I end up rolling POW instead of PUSH. Of all the times...

Second half I score while removing elves left and right, but leave myself plenty of time to steal the ball and score again. Nope, he protects the ball and I'm unable to take down the ballboy, letting him score the go-ahead with one turn remaining. This time my OTS chainpush works to perfection, tying the game. But a quick snap gives him a short field to do his own OTS chainpush to retake the lead as time expires.

Great game, bit of a surprise to get fouled like I did at the start (hadn't checked his roster before asking to play, silly me). But the elves ended up being the ones taking the pounding, even as they took away the victory. What burns me up, though? Losing FF yet again! I have been rolling so many friggin' 1's on FF rolls, it's disgusting! I can't keep the team going if I keep losing fans!”