“After the fans got the ref in turn 1 of the 1st half Dreadclaw unleashed the most furious fouling, this coach has ever witnessed. I'm afraid my opponent was as shocked as I was and that his smile may have frozen upon his face. Luckily only 2 injuries were done and one of them was apothed - the rest where KOs (of which there was plenty) but all returned. Except for the 1 that was booted after the orcs scored the equalizer in turn 3 after a magnificent pass by young Xyt who is already showing great potential.

I hope the luck of the vamps and my (so far unequalled) feriocity was not too off-putting and that Blackwidow might play me again some other time - perhaps when he's forgiven me... in a year or so...

PS. He didn't complain once - and the silence that struck after the 1st 3/4 fouls was perfectly understandable. Good luck in the future, mate.”