“The Goats traveled down to HelpGuppy stadium to finish their series with the famous Lawino Fleeing Helpguppies! This was the deciding 3rd game in a classic rivalry dating back since before the GLT. A large crowd came out to spectate the clash of these two legendary teams... especially when the announcer broadcast the fact that this was game #300 for the helpguppies!!!!

Deep in the bowels of the stadium, the goats got prepared in typical fashion as lots of young boys named Shadow46x2 were invited for the pre-game orgy. As a result, the Goats entered the field lose and prepared while the Helpguppies were mobbed by reporters and GuppyGroupies offering up their piping hot PIE.....

The Mighty Zug made an appearance as the sky started dumping rain and the ball was kicked with the Goats set to receive. A lone goat fan pelted a Guppy blitzer with a rock knocking him square on his ass. The Goat line was too busy laughing to notice that they failed to knock over one of the guppy line fodder. The Guppies reacted swarming the right Goat flank. Meanwhile, armoured fists resulted in Zug getting knocked out of the game and Marco's leg being shattered! The guppies were able to hold the line while their star catcher sneakily grabbed a bouncing ball courtesy of BLT's clumsy oversized paw. As he snuck off in the direction of the Goat endzone, Cletus's Fetus burst out of no where and smashed him to the ground. Two turns later the catcher sprinted towards the endzone only to fall on the bloodslicked rain as time expired!

Clearly the momentum was with the Guppies as they had turned back the once feared Goat offense. Receiving the ball, the Guppies had their cage broken on the far flank. Their star catcher quickly spun on his heels and ran toward the other side of the field with lots of horny goats following. A filet blitz failed to knock him over and turning to a topless guppygroupie, the catcher whirled past the goat ready to enter the endzone..... that is until Filet swept the catcher's left leg out sending him face first into the pitch and launching the ball into the crowd into the core of the Goat team! The crowd was silenced as BLT grabbed the ball sprinted towards the endzone. Two turns later..... the chicken choker slammed the ball into the goalpost signaling the first TD of the game!

With time running out the clouds gave way to a bright shining sun and the Guppies received and sprinted next to the sidelines with the ball carrier protected by two blitzers. Using his ability to break tackles... Spaceman Spliff smacked the distracted catcher to the ground and grabbed the ball while BLT moved off into an unmarked corner of the field just short of the HelpGuppy endzone. The Guppies were easily able to bring down the warrior and line up a pass to a streaking blizter when Riblet appeared out of no where and intercepted the pass, only to fail a dodge attempt and sprawl out on the ground. The last ditch effort by the guppies to get the ball into a different catcher's hands failed and Clete's common law wife was able to deftly pass the ball to a waiting BLT for the TD at the buzzer!

Good game Jan.... feel free to contact me on game #400..........
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_Synn ”