“With the Woodies Double Trouble already sore and limping from a mighty beating at the hands of the experienced vampire Revenants, even taking the field as they did has been widely hailed as an act of heroism in the best traditions of the sport. In spite of their low numbers, they played with pride and skill and are surely headed for greatness. Indeed, although the 3-0 victory of Vin U was undeniably a glorious one, it seems to pale somewhat before the Woodies' heroic minimisation of casualties.

Twahnlow votes for the valiant Woodies of Double Trouble are:

3 votes for Butchy for making what experts have called both ' the ultimate' and 'the usual Wood Elf' sacrifice.

2 votes for Rodger Ramjet for his dangerously high-contact style of play and principled refusal, even in the face of his coach and teammates' repeated insistence, to take performance-enhancing drugs.

1 vote for Rus Love for his on-field leadership from the rear, most specifically his ingenious mid-game suggestion to the coach that "Butchy should make the play... with Holmsy for backup."

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