“The Clan of Ultiers plan worked perfectly.
Outcoached they did the only sensible thing.
They spiked the Doriath Dancers water supply with some Dwarvish boom juice. Almost flavorless this addition to the dancers water supply caused them to fumble, miss blocks and fail easy dodges. By the end of the match Dancers were falling into the K.O. box of their own accord passing out drunk mid dodge and fumbling quick passes left and right. The Doriath coach immediately declared revenge after he took a sip.. then several gulps of the water and found to his dismay the secret of the Clans win. While angered over this dirty trick it should be noted that the dancers did take all the barrels of spiked water back to their team club house and not a drop was left the next day.. though the whole Dancer team was heard groaning about hangovers.”