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Assault
Bad coaching
Bad luck
Bash
Block
Bloody
Crap
Crud
Death
Dice
Dice rape
Hit
Kill
Lucker
Lucky
Murder
Smash
Splatt
Unlucky
Useless
Whiner
Whining
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A fun game against a fun coach.

Was undone by some one sided luck at some key times, and not stalling in the first half when I had strong position.

Second half at 1-2 down, I snake eyes picking up the ball near the sidelines and my opponent gets it. My attempt to clear a path to the ball carrier requiring a push came up Skull (reroll), Push, Skull and it was game over.

Earlier in the game, my opponent had an amazing powfest whereas I struggled with a stack of 1s.

End of the day, luck was not with me today but no permanent injuries or FF loss so I'll take that :)”