“The first game of the season the WarpRazors did not foul or hurt an opposing player by any means available. The Goalies came out and played smash mouth BB and stuffed the rats back into their warrens! Time will tell if the WarpRazors will recover their confidence from this brutal match with the loss of 2 Rat Linemen.

The apoth failed on the first one as he was busy sucking a warpstone fizzy malt shake and didnt see the poor rat get his head smashed in. The apoth was unavailable for comment.

The rats managed to score a pair of TD's on pure luck and the running of their famous GR's! The thrower tried to complete a pass to his Star GR but misfired! Luckily the GR picked it up and threw a TD pass in ole GR tradition. We Rat fans sometimes wonder why they allow anyone but a GR, to attempt a pass.

Tobiaz played a very solid mistake free match and has quite the skill. The ratz may not play a rematch for awhile as they lick their wounds, but any other team of mine would gladly accept a challenge again!

Thanks Tobiaz for a fun and very challenging game!”