“We encountered a very friendly coach with a smiling team. The vampires really laughed their way to a quick and convincing first touchdown, making Stone Age look just as incompetent as they have a unique talent for...

At second kickoff though, Head Cruncher's recent intense stretching excercise really showed impressive results! Standing on the line of scrimmage, he jumped up in the air to grab the very low kick. With a bit of luck he then managed to score the equalizer as the last move of first half. After the match, skill measurements confirmed that Head Cruncher is actually our first player to improve his agility.

Second half was much of a stalemate. We failed to advance and had to try a goblin toss for a small chance to win the game. However, this was not to be as Mud Wrestler fumbled the toss and Flintsearcher broke his neck in the fall! Luckily our apothecary was there to save the poor goblin's life.

Stone Age thank our worthy opponent for a tough match and for the good advice!”