“The match was totally absurd from the start. During the first half the evil ratmen totally dominated the pitch. Elves flew left and right, there was a badly hurt in the first turn and then everything stopped to work for the elves. To rub salt into the wound Freja made a simple GFI, fell and died! At this point the elves thought it was time to throw in the towel but they changed their mind. Determined to show that they could play ball at least, they moved up the field. What looked like a simple score was ripped away from them by a damn rat making an interception in three tacklezones. Then the rats felled some more elves and made a run towards the elves touchdown zone. The elves wept and gave up but tried a daring move involving so many dodges and a block on a gutter runner holding the ball only Nuffle could save them! And he did! Everything worked! From the first block to the last longbomb and two GFI by a highelf lineman! The vile fans of the rats went berzerk and the second half ended in a riot...”