“Foe Hammer was spending a casual Monday eveining watching wrestling and German porn when a group of ladies walked in the bar. Guess these ladies knew about blood bowl and wanted to play. They looked like the women that this team love- dirty! A local pitch was reserved and the placed sold out in 20 minutes.

Foe Hammer got the ball and Rob grinned. Then all hell broke lose! Swarms of amazons ganged fouled and attempted to kick the dwarfs in their nut snacks! Foe Hammer loves it when the ladies get rough!! The ref was busy ejected zones, only buying the argument of one foul was not illegal and was an attempt to gouge the "lower abdomen" of the dwarf.

In the end, Foe Hammer walked away from this in good shape despite the girls throwing everything at them but the kitchen sink.”