“I didn't think I was going to get any CAS this game. My first 4 blocks were all stun. There must have been at least 6 KOs. Just my style, the CAS didn't come until the 3rd and 4th quarter. The death wasn't my fault. That was a failed leap.

Twice, I had my ball handler nestled snugly in my 'Purina' formation. Twice he rolled 2d (red) and got pows. I couldn't fathom that. I really had to fight for my only TD. He knocked the ball out of my hands, twice.

Poor Bridget was off her game today. She failed two pickups and a pass. She aged last game and I think the years of the white screen (porn film industry) have caught up with her. I'm contemplating retirement. : (

I learned a few things about dwarven defense. I was ashamed to find myself 0-2 at the end of a half in which I received.”