“It was a great first game for the UDW, a team comprised of only zombies. Ramtut showed up in a surprise special appearance to promote his newest sponsor: Medicated Gold Bond Powder for the centuries old itch that even death cannot stop.

The shambling horde received first and struggled for several turns to pick up the ball whilst holding off the bruiser sauruses. Ramtut ran interference for them waving to his fans all the while. The walkers pushed deep into the lizards territory and there lost possession of the ball allowing the skinks a turn 8 score.

The second half saw a slow blitz by the Walkers as it was the skinks turn to fail picking up of the ball. A triple team up on the lone ball-guarding skink resulted in a Dead possession and a short drive ended in turn 6 with a touchdown. While keeping the sauruses occupied, Ramtut gave a brief interview to our onfield correspondent Stitches McBrainfault. When questioned as to why he chose to participate in such an event, Ramtut replied "I miss the good old days. With all the hype surrounding the game these days, it's good to go out on the field with normal guys and just have fun."

With two turns left the lizardmen setup in a quick scoring formation. After breaking a whole through the Walker's line they set up a skink in scoring position to wait for the inevitable handoff. Unfortunately that was not to be. A failed pickup later saw the dead up in the skinks grill while Ramtut broke tackle and went to occupy the hopeful scorer. Down went the lizard and the Fat Lady cleared her throat for the ballad of the UDW.

The Head Coach of the Portugal Esperancas walked off the field without comment.

(Seriously, learn some etiquette.)

When someone congratulates you on a touchdown you say "Thank you."
When someone scores a touchdown you say "Congrats."
AND
When the game is over you say "Good game." or at least "Thank you."

You did none of the above, therfore I CAN accuse you of being rude =P”