“Ass raped by the dice - GForce is a good player, but for fooks sake, when the dice are so heavily twisted to one opponent over another (every block a pow (tm) dodges unfailing, GFI near enough 90% of the time)... well, it makes you wonder why you bothered to waste an hour of your life.

When my rr are burnt up trying to pick up the ball, opponent gets touchback with every kickoff (tm), my 1Ag elves falling clumsily when they try to dodge, Av8 crumples easier than AV7... blah blah...

I think the gut wrencher was the 1db/pow that took down my guy to free up two more Zons to gfi twice each and blitz with two pows on my Witch Elf after I'd previously failed a 2+ dodge to guard a ball carrier and...

etc etc

Frustration, annoyance and wondering "why the hell do I bother" after a game like this. After turn 2 half 1 the game was effectively over for me. The only thing the zons failed at was passing, 2 blocks, and 1 GFI to score (after already pulilng one off) - other than that, I was a spectator. Luck score is wrong - it never dropped below 60% for GF but never rose with every successful pow block either.

Time for another 6 month break from Bloodbowl when you get pissed off like this...

*quietly goes off to cry in a corner*

Sees prayer beads

*goes into rage, tries to rip prayer beads up, rolls a 1, niggles*”