“Hellossss boysss and girlsss, todaysss match wasss a doozy. With my leepin leezard friendsss downing a nasssty elf in the firssst half. A clossse match it wasss in the beginning of the sssecond half, however one of the elvesss ssstole my lucky rabitsss foot and darted into the crowd, overturning a large centaursss nacho cheessse dip. Thisss induced a riot lasssting the ressst of the half. We will sssee you on the battle field again elf team, and asss for the elf who ssstole my rabitss's foot, well letsss sssay you ssshould read the matchs'ss report for hisss fate. ”