“Da Orks wuz on fyrr dis gaym, nokkin dem ogurs arownd lyk dey wuz littul gurls. Or lyk der cooch sz, lyk dey werr hafflings hyar hyar. Dem ogurs playd ok, ann nevur droppd da ball, wich is braggabul, but der just wernt enuff uv dem. Dat wun turn dey all fergot da play werr pretty funnee, ann keefer ran rite troo derr legs ann got da ball. Too bad fer da ogurs all da reel hurtin dey dun was ta kill tree refs!
Gud gaym all rownd fer da Rockas. Reddy ta rematch wiff da Chaowse, ann kikk em but gud!”
“imagine how painful it would be to have a bunch of ST 5 AV 9 guys march onto the field, ready to bash some skulls together, figuring "I'll likely lose, but at least I'll have some fun stomping a few players..." only to find out, you don't have AV 9, but instead through some lousy trades with a halfling team you managed to kit your team with AV 7. :o(
then when you've been reduced to 6 players 4 turn stupid on the same turn, you are quickly down 2-0. it's pretty much a turkey shoot from then on. heheheh
Did I mention you have 3 outta 7 players that are within 2spp's of a skill and none of them get the 1 casualty you were able to cause, and none of them get the stinking MVP. heheheh Nuffle, you bastard you owe me one.
And now, for a short time, I am #2 in the tourney! WOOT!! All aboard the Ogre Express!!! Next stomp...Funkytown!!!!”
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Gud gaym all rownd fer da Rockas. Reddy ta rematch wiff da Chaowse, ann kikk em but gud!”