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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2003-08-26 15:46:03
40k
0/1/0
Player Performances
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TOTALS
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Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
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3
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#5 Anoyx Cinerea – Smashed Knee (NI)
FEEL DA POWA OV MORK!
DA MADBOYZ CAME AND WE CRUSHED US SOME ELFZEZ!
Da game started well enuff... we kicked da ball and da elves ponced about a bit!
Den we MASHED EM!!!
Den we picked up da ball and ran it to d uvva side!!!
Den we started da secund alf... da poncy elves kicked da ball well outta da stadium so we gavez it ta Grodzug Skulsmacka... he ran it up da field while da rest of da ladz got ta pundin sum poncy panzees... den one ov da panzees chased Grodzug den insted ov scorin he turned about and gave dat zoggin elf a right smashin but he lost da ball luckally Rannos Vizgyre waz able ta pick it up and run it to da end... all in all an oooright match... we bashed da elves but most of em waz just KOed... we did mannage a brokun leg on wun ov em tho... he cried like a snot who az ad his umm... leg brokun or summink... nexttime we find elvses we iz sure to do some betta smashin!
We got eaps and eaps of monee from winning da game but we don spent most ov it at da pub... buyin booz and sum Orcy wenches... wez got enuff for maybe a grot... so we might get uz wun of em...
next game we az da rats... and folloin da beatin de got from da skeles an oogly fings we iz looking forwed to breakin their furry backses!!!
FOR MORK! FOR MADNESS! FOR DA WAAAGH!”