“There's just no defense against a good coach, lousy luck, and a 1-turner wardancer.

The drives went something like this:

1. I receive. Snake-eyes on the first roll of the game (pickup with sure hands). He blitzes 1 turner into position to grab the ball and scored next turn or two.
2. I receive. Blitz!. 1 turner gets onto goal line and I try to keep him out, but to no avail.
3. I receive and score in 2. Yay me.
3. I kick, 1 turner scores.
4. I receive, score in 2.
5. I kick, 1 turner scores.
6. I receive and score in 2 or 3.
7. I kick, 1 turner... etc...
8. I receive and blow a pass in the backfield. 1 turner again.
9. I receive out of time. bash bash.

Thanks a lot for the match, Swift. You'll forgive me for saying that next time the 1 turner gets fouled into oblivion no matter what the cost. It was a lot of fun trying to pick through your defense though.”