“The Norse claimed a rare victory over the Pounders last night. Twice the Pounders crafted dynamic plays requiring +4, +4, +3 die rolls only to trip at the goal line on the GFI (each time I was in the middle of typing "you lucky mother f----- when he tripped.)

The Norse ball handling was sharp as they managed to avoid the dreaded double 1s on pick ups and passes. The only downsides were a pitch invasion (Norse fans are pussies) which killed a lineman (saved by apoth) and the death of another blitzer on the last turn of the game (as predicted by Mully only moments before.)

Thanks to Bondo for a good game. Don't let his casualty rate fool ya, he's a good guy.




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