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Assault
Bad coaching
Bad luck
Bash
Block
Bloody
Crap
Crud
Death
Dice
Dice rape
Hit
Kill
Lucker
Lucky
Murder
Smash
Splatt
Unlucky
Useless
Whiner
Whining
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A tough game with a virus vs a 290 TS team.

The dice rape didn't help heh.

I was very lucky to score both my TDs as I could not roll for crud, got blitzed to start the game (I think) and kept rolling 1s and skulls. My opponent had 72 % luck at the end of the first half LOL.

Anyways, no FF loss and no permanent injuries and a bit of cash. I'll take that :)”