“I would apologise for the caps, but sod it, I'm not.


WHAT A WASTE OF TIME THIS GAME IS WHEN THE DICE ARE LIKE THIS!

I messed up in two turns - H1 T4 and H2 T2, and that with my counting/hoping something would work. Other than that I was a spectator in this game - you'd have to blind or an idiot to say otherwise. Opponent had rerolls to burn at the end of each half.

Not even a game, not even a contest by any stretch of the imagination.

"Highlights"

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Chiltern get the ref

My fumbled quick pass letting them in

A blitz KO result by Chiltern

My armour crumbles like paper, 6 players for most of 2nd half, dropping down to 3 at one point.

My blocks fail, Chiltern have 2 blocks fail all game (and both of theose from not having block skill on the blocker). Most of mine fail or at best push back. I scored an early cas, Chiltern Badly Hurt their own guy on a failed 2db.

Failing rudimentary blocks leaves my guys high n dry on the sidelines ready for pushouts.

Dodges were a non event, rerolled, failed again.

Every GFI Chiltern make save one succeeds.

I have 1 succeed (the other one I tried after that failed, all others failed).

Even when totally dice thrashing me Chiltern pause for a foul - hence my T16 foul - even that fails.

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When the game is like this, there's no point in playing - it's not a challenge, it's not fun, it's a waste of time. Luck score isn't quite right - it's missing a decimal point after the 4 in "47".

Ah well, after a dicerape like this ya gotta just grin, say "who gives a shit" and play on - it's a game, a pointless one, but still a game :D

*grinning through gritted teeth* (Is glad am not playing Tabletop as I'd be putting my 6'4" near 19 stone bulk to use to see if someone really could be seriously injured from a block :P :D )

Hehehe. And "groan" :(”