“'Godamn elves!' Hakk'on cursed.

What was meant to be a recovery game against an bunch of undermanned tree huggers had turned into an embarrasing run around. The Tender Humans managed to scrape some dignity from the game after a brutal slap fight between Marry Banilow and one of the Wardancers ended up with the Wardancer off the field in the restroom with a few bottles of hairspray trying to fix his 'fabulous' hair. Spittle continued her meteoric rise through Bloodbowl ranks - smashing the face of a poor lino on her way to a touchdown. Hakk'on would never hear the end of it, she would be at him constantly for at least the next week.

'Godamn elves!.' He cursed again.”