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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2006-02-10 18:48:09
30k
2/1/3
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
4
-
6
-
1
29
-
-
54
51
-
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
1
-
-
1
9
-
-
14
29
-
#9 Tavies CheesieLegs – Dead (RIP)
#11 Tig BaconLips – Dead (RIP)
#12 Jaff BigBeer – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#12 Jaff BigBeer – Smashed Knee (NI)
#14 Mr.WhimDoodles – Dead (RIP)
#16 Laffy BeerBash – Dead (RIP)
“...Poplardoomz flung Laffy Beerbash high over the heads of the self promoted "friendly" chaos team and as Laffy was flying like a lil waffle through the air, he noticed several strange whirpools swirling and churning on the turf, but he gave lil mind to them as flying through the air, seemed a tad bit more important.
Naturally the lil HopPops have never played in the arena of the "Hour of Chaos" so they didnt know what to expect, but what transpired this fateful day, was anything but "friendly".
Laffy landed like a cat and raced in for a game tying TD giving the fans something to cheer about and puting the game at 1-1. No one expected the lings to score and after that TD, the lings discovered they would not see the endzone again.
"Hour of Chaos" tried not to push or block too hard on the lil fellas, but somehow, they kept stumbling into the strange vorpal whirlpools! The whirlpools claimed, Tavies Cheesielegs, Tig BaconLips, and Mr.WhimDoodles. Poor Laffy tried to dodge away from a chaos beastman, lept just to the left of one of these swirling whirpools, only to stumble and break his neck on the gool ole solid turf.
Chaos were not on hand to comment on the vortexes.
Great game by a very tough coach! Veron didn't do anything out of ordinary to hurt the lings, nuffle just wanted to see some ling blood spilt!
Look forward to a rematch someday!
This game made my biggest injury list for the lil lings! Luckily they made enough gold to replace all the players and push their roster back to 16.”
Naturally the lil HopPops have never played in the arena of the "Hour of Chaos" so they didnt know what to expect, but what transpired this fateful day, was anything but "friendly".
Laffy landed like a cat and raced in for a game tying TD giving the fans something to cheer about and puting the game at 1-1. No one expected the lings to score and after that TD, the lings discovered they would not see the endzone again.
"Hour of Chaos" tried not to push or block too hard on the lil fellas, but somehow, they kept stumbling into the strange vorpal whirlpools! The whirlpools claimed, Tavies Cheesielegs, Tig BaconLips, and Mr.WhimDoodles. Poor Laffy tried to dodge away from a chaos beastman, lept just to the left of one of these swirling whirpools, only to stumble and break his neck on the gool ole solid turf.
Chaos were not on hand to comment on the vortexes.
Great game by a very tough coach! Veron didn't do anything out of ordinary to hurt the lings, nuffle just wanted to see some ling blood spilt!
Look forward to a rematch someday!
This game made my biggest injury list for the lil lings! Luckily they made enough gold to replace all the players and push their roster back to 16.”
Jim: "Coach Veron, what do you say about these accusations about using magic Vortexes during the game against Wobble's HopPops?"
Veron: "The a.... What now? Vortexes... Yes... No, never heard about them... But you know what, I'm a bit busy right now, why don't you talk to our, erm, team captain, Burugh Vot-Not, he's right here."
Jim: "Uhm... Sure... Burugh, what do you say about these accusations about using magic Vortexes during the game against Wobble's HopPops?"
Burugh Vot-Not: "Whut? I've always paid my taxes on due."
Jim: "No, the V-O-R-T-E-X-E-S, Burugh?"
Burugh Vot-Not: *picks his teeth and a piece of Halfling game uniform drops out* "Hey, look at that... Number sixteen... Poor CheesieLegs, such a nice fella he was... Mighty tasty though..." *looks at Jim's microphone* "Say, what's that?"
Jim: "Oooooookay then, think we are about done here, back to you Mike!"”