“Zoggin' pansies. We woz winnin' cuz our cage woz smashin dem in da face. Da Boss sez go for da touchdown n da next fing da zoggin pansies make a long frow and dey score instead.
Da big'un Black Orc hurt his 'ead and went for a sleep.
Da rest of da game we just smash dem till there was no pansies to stop us. Hurr hurr hurr. One, er two, erm.... erm.... lotz of dem 'avin a sleep (6) and we made a touchdown.
“Well to be quite honest I am surprised this green skinned filth managed to field a team.
Our goal was simple. Lull the stupid orc into a false sense of security then shatter that cage of theirs. It worked and Kouran made an adequate pass to Garneth.
Garneth, whom is not available for comment due to his incompetence later and is spending a night with our resident witch elf Valelion, got us an impressive point.
In the second half, however, the fiflth responded with their usual babarity.
That couple with Garneth' incompetence put a few of my players out of action and pulled one back.
The next time we meet will not be as fruitful for them.
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Da big'un Black Orc hurt his 'ead and went for a sleep.
Da rest of da game we just smash dem till there was no pansies to stop us. Hurr hurr hurr. One, er two, erm.... erm.... lotz of dem 'avin a sleep (6) and we made a touchdown.
Zoggin pansies.”