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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2006-02-13 20:46:43
70k
0/1/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
1
1
-
1
11
-
-
27
50
5
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
2
2
-
1
14
-
2
19
38
4
“Well another barbaric team faces the True Elves.
The northern humans sneaked past our lines and scored a quick touchdown.
This, as you can imagine, infuriated my team. With a quick time out our tactics changed.
We decided put these "people" down. We came out fighting but alas time was against us.
The second half was different. We needed a point so we went for it. Forming up a box around our ball carrier we blitzed thru the line. A few mistakes but we held the ball and Valelion ran for the line.
With the ball in the clear we decided to destroy these peasants. My elves showed why they are considered the finest warriors in the Old and New worlds. The northerns were smashed into the ground and my team distracted the referee to allow us to beat them whilst on the ground.
The cheering of the Elves in the crowd showed us that we definately showed them what they wanted.
All in all we are not impressed with these humans from the north. Although their armour is quite tough to break. Samples have been removed from players on the field and sent back to Naggaroth to find some chinks.
”
The northern humans sneaked past our lines and scored a quick touchdown.
This, as you can imagine, infuriated my team. With a quick time out our tactics changed.
We decided put these "people" down. We came out fighting but alas time was against us.
The second half was different. We needed a point so we went for it. Forming up a box around our ball carrier we blitzed thru the line. A few mistakes but we held the ball and Valelion ran for the line.
With the ball in the clear we decided to destroy these peasants. My elves showed why they are considered the finest warriors in the Old and New worlds. The northerns were smashed into the ground and my team distracted the referee to allow us to beat them whilst on the ground.
The cheering of the Elves in the crowd showed us that we definately showed them what they wanted.
All in all we are not impressed with these humans from the north. Although their armour is quite tough to break. Samples have been removed from players on the field and sent back to Naggaroth to find some chinks.
”
"I've not seen such negative gameplay in all my career as a BloodBowl coach and I think the fans will agree. They spent over half of the second half with the ball handler sat on our touchline doing nothing but holding up play."
We put Mr Fell's comments to the fans and they had this to say,
"Them Elves stunk, I came to see blood and touchdowns in that order and there was little of either due to their negative gameplay" said one, "They never even played to win, typical cynical Elf scum" another opined.
Overall we saw the Elves play for points, with little interest in pursuing touchdowns. The only thing that stopped the Norsemen punishing the Elves for this was the early and continued attrition they suffered in their ranks, which hindered their ability to smash their way past the Elves.
When asked about his views on the forthcoming Mummy Massacre match the UVC coach swung a punch at the Bloody Times' reporter who was subsequently trodden on by Mince Factory the UVC Ogre.
Our Reporter, who remains in Intensive Care, had the following statement to make "I'm going to sue him to hell and back, I was just doing my job." Viqer Fell was reported to have suggested that the newsie simply headbutted his fist as he stretched out. Legal proceedings have commenced and it would appear that tensions remain high in the UVC camp in preparation for the next match. ”