“I'm getting tired of bitching about my dice. I thought I was cured last match, getting lucky on several occasions, but oh no....The weather was Very Sunny throughout, which contributed to my dark elves fumbling the majority of their passes, and burning up all my rerolls. However, It didn't effect my last-turn, last-gasp attempt to throw a Short Pass to tie the game - I rolled a 1 for that one...
I only noticed at the end that his thrower had an +ag bonus, which explains why he was effortlessly lofting Long Passes in the same conditions I could scarcely manage a hand-off....next time, I keep a few players in the backfield.
Add to that a lot of successful 1 dice blocks against me, a non-block catcher taking out my blodge blitzer after a dodge and a gfi, and my utter inability to knock over his players to get into his backfield, and it completes another desperate match for me.”