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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2003-08-29 05:17:28
100k
2/0/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
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Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
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1
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1
7
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“After being hurt a lot from the undead match and down a couple of players from my previous undead match I grabbed a freebooter to help prop my strength up a bit till Lorrn cam back from injury. Anyway just before the match the Orc's hired a chainsaw wielding maniac, great !
Before the whistle had blown time on, the Orcs fans rushed the pitch tasking out half my players and knocking out most of the rest. If that wasn't enough it was decided by the oposition coach that he really wanted to try and cripple my team, so the guy with the chainsaw went on a knock out rampage and luckily didn't kill any of my players. Meanwhile the rest of his team was fouling my guys while the lay there after the pitch invasion.
Overall, well I lost, but that doesn't bother me. Having attempted to cripple my team, I managed to luckily get away with no major injuries for my next matches. Was just on of those matches where the other team wants to fight rather than play blood bowl.”
Before the whistle had blown time on, the Orcs fans rushed the pitch tasking out half my players and knocking out most of the rest. If that wasn't enough it was decided by the oposition coach that he really wanted to try and cripple my team, so the guy with the chainsaw went on a knock out rampage and luckily didn't kill any of my players. Meanwhile the rest of his team was fouling my guys while the lay there after the pitch invasion.
Overall, well I lost, but that doesn't bother me. Having attempted to cripple my team, I managed to luckily get away with no major injuries for my next matches. Was just on of those matches where the other team wants to fight rather than play blood bowl.”
Da game started wiv da ladz loozun da toss.... da ratz made uz kick to em... we did... and den da pitch got invaded by some angry orczez... a lot ov da ratz got carried off and a few were lying on da ground going squeek squeek... but da big rat, Brutal, wuz still dere... he cahrged fooward like nuffing elze and got his fangs inta Rannos Vizgyre... Rannos looked pretty not good but da doc patched him up no wurriez. Den al da black orc boyz all gotz around da big rat and e couldn't dooo nuffink... den wen he waz lying on da ground one ove da lineboyz got da boot in and he wuz unconciousss.... Den Bogdag Ballchucka blitz dere gutta rat who wot ad da ball and we took it... meanwhile Nobbla iz goin nutz wiv his whirry sword and ratz is getting KOed all ova da place... Ball chucka runned da ball down field and jus before da whistle tried ta and it off to wun ov da lineorcs but he dropped it... so we dun scored...
in da second alf nearly all ov nobblaz wurk waz undone all but one ov da ratz came back to do feeld inclooding da big wun... we waz able to get da ball and doo some more rat bashin and stuff and den... juz coz we coold we stood at da end ov da feeld and laughed at dem "HAHAHAH we are da ladz... dem zoggin ratz didn't know wot it em..." dey woz shoutin... we got iz big rat trappded and den it as funneee agen... den we scored den we set up... den wun of da boyz got Knocked out and den it wuz ova... we gotz a heap ov monee enuff to get uz anuvva blitza... and a bit left ova... but we'll probably save it...
although... I fink coz of da pitch invasion or summink some of da fanz weren't too appy wiv da game... "neva mind" I sed to da ladz "look at all da rat flesh...ratz is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. Dey's uh, ratz -kabobs, ratz creole, ratz gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple ratz , lemon ratz , coconut ratz , pepper ratz , ratz soup, ratz stew, ratz salad, ratz and potatoes, ratz burger, ratz sandwich............"”