“Duped by the advertising material, coach ArtaXerxes agreed to the "recovery" game against the "Garage Geckos" only to find they change colour and shape to resemble the much harsher Heir of Slitheryn Lizards. But once the paper work was signed, coach Arta was committed and laughed off the concern when pressed by the pre-game press. Of course, his nervous grin soon disappeared as the fantasy of a recovery game quickly disappeared after the teams took the field.

Catcher Snoun lead the way for the Ironpots, trying to make up the huge hole left in the ball advancing potential of the team while gutter-runner Eoso remained in recovery. Worryn also produced an admirable effort, but his lack of speed was shown up big time. Perhaps the tubby fellow should brag less about his developing bench press ability and work on improving his movement around the field. Oqueu also was a notable contributor, often dodging where elves would fear to tread (lightly) and assisting his mates who were taking a pounding.

The Slitheryn coach Shatterstar showed some new impressive defensive setups... perhaps he is getting outside help???”