“Twahlow Votes

3 Votes Nofingers - with an interception and short pass with quick successing this zombie revealed an unexpected playmaking finesse, and completely ruined the crash's chance at first half points.

2 Votes Mork Blackhelm - Didn't miss a dodge or block all day, collected a loose ball in traffic, and generally made a right nuisance of himself.

1 Vote Groth Paleflesh - A genuine and hard-to-kill thorn in the Crash's side.

The Crash went into this game with high hopes, so high indeed that rising star black orc blockers Squirrel Grippa and Yur Eyegouger spent the leadup to the match in an increasingly violent dispute about who was going break more Zombs in half...with the result that only one would take the field at a time so the other could check his count.

With our strength duly softened, yet confidence riding high, the Orcs proceeded to play an abysmal game against an apparently confident zombie side whose defence came up perfect all day. The result was a game of few highlights for Crash fans, though the remarkable ball skills of zombie Nofingers has led to many of them to call for similarly agile Black Orcs to be recruited in place of our useless interception-throwing Chukkas...a plan Coach Bacillen would be in favour of if he could only guarantee fewer of these black orc ego-clashes upsetting his plans in the future.

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