“Some games you are just meant to lose.

Nuffle was laughing his ass off at this one. I ended the 1st half with 5 orcs on the pitch, since my opponent rolled brutally well on armour & injury. I did have a wizard and Glimmervoid misplaced his ballcarrier, so he was in lightning bolt reach, so I zapped him and the 1st half ended at 0-0.

Second half I have 9 players to start, and decide to go for a "no guts no glory" attack down the sideline. I forced Glimmervoid to make a lot of rolls to get to the gobbo holding the ball, but he made it anyway (well played btw) and crowdsurfed the gobbo. I was now badly out of position and outnumbered, and my remaining players got crowdsurfed 1 by 1. Down to 5 players again I gave up, and kept them on the ground.

My intentions were clearly misunderstood, because I still got fouled on turn 15. Luckily the foul did no damage.

Glimmervoid: the next time I tell you I will give up and leave my players down, please take my word for it.

Well played!”