“The Norse traveled south on word, that a young elf team, by the name of "El Fidelo" had challenged them to a match. The first thing they noticed was the sudden rise in temperature and they began to furiously shed their furs and stripped down to the "raw".

The elves disgusted by the site, decided that they would have to finish this game quick or their delicate sensiblities might be permenantly damaged. So they blitzed several times in the first half, fans chucked rocks and they even grabbed a perfect defense! In order to jump up 3-0 by halftime. It was a dazzling spectacle, to watch the elves firework display of passes and dodges!

The norse finally got a TD late in the 2nd half after their star catcher Hor Korn was killed. The only fury they were able to muster all afternoon. By then they were down 0-4 and some suspect the elves were beginning to feel sorry for the disgusting naked norsemen.

The norse only gained 20k for their troubles and the grumbling men sulked back to their villages in the frozen north.

The elves had to drive one more nail into the norse coffin in an attempt to send them packing early by driving a 2 turn TD last play of the game to give them the go ahead 5-1 slaughter win! The norse team and their coach was humiliated and the elves dancing, prancing, and singing victory songs all over the pitch.

What a game this one was and it gave the norse their worst defeat to date and their coaches 2nd worst defeat of his career. This game deserved special mention because of it!

Shintyboy is a very challenging and talented elf coach! Look forward to a rematch anytime! <after i gain my confidence back that is>”