“As every fan of Mummy Massacre can tell you, blood bowl has blood first in the name because thats the most important part. They might not be sure about why theres a bowl in the name as well; but there sure aint no touchdown or silly word like that in there.

For this game the fans of the team where not disapointed. There was lots and lots of blood. Sure, there where a few annoying disruptions for kickoffs, touchdowns and stuff like that. But those where just minor stops to pick the injured players of the field.

At the end the Whiskers had just 3 players left on the field, and even those didnt even bother standing up.

Sure, more knowledgeable conneseurs of the sport might argue about the mummies not beeing able to pick the ball up if they got an afternoon to try. And yes, the skaven scored a very impressing touchdown in the early part of the game. But us massacre fans dont really care, now do we? ”