“He is an evil coach who made me cack my pants on several occasions. Scary elfbowl plays backed up with chaos warriors who kick you in the nuts before rushing in the touchdown.
Allow me to reiterate: He kicked Cherie Blair in her nuts. IN HER BLOODY NUTS! And while she was writhing around on the floor clutching her spasming testicles he scored a touchdown.
Tony Blair is coming to get you Macheath, you injured his wife's ballbags. He will make you pay. Someone will make you pay. You must pay for the nuts that you damaged.”
“Well that was the most painful game i've played in a long time. Good game, and a scary team to play against, damn those centaurs!
First half went badly for me, ending on 2-0. Out of practice with chaos is my only excuse, bad tactics I felt.
Second half went better. Made some nifty plays that all ended with a beastman face down in the dirt. If my luck had held... well thats what the games about really.
If i played it again I would have used the same tactics (well not the 1st half). Maybe those GFI would have succeeded second time round ;o)
Thanks Willyfart, best of luck.
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Allow me to reiterate: He kicked Cherie Blair in her nuts. IN HER BLOODY NUTS! And while she was writhing around on the floor clutching her spasming testicles he scored a touchdown.
Tony Blair is coming to get you Macheath, you injured his wife's ballbags. He will make you pay. Someone will make you pay. You must pay for the nuts that you damaged.”