“Bob: Hello? Hello? Microphone check.
We are live in 3.. 2.. 1...
Bob: Hallo every body we are live from Lone Stats home base the Saitma super arena! Where the Lone Stars are to square off Against OrcHunters. If the Home team manage to pull this game off it will be there win nr. 100! The air is filled with lust and sweat as the Lone Stars perform there pre match dark ritual in favour of the love god. No less than 123000 Supporters are chanting Slaanesh Slaanesh. The coin flips and Lone Stars are kicking. The Dwarfs looks mighty ready. There goes the ball and lands right on top nr 3 Trilp but he drops it. HoWOo that was a hard blow and the first beast is biting the grass. And field personal carry him of the KO dug out. The dwarfs keep pushing forward. SMACK! Dreded Device places his long nails right in the face of nr 5 troll salyer Xosun he is lying down but seems unharmed. A crowd is gathering around the downed slayer and what is that? Field personal are coming on the field with a stretch. What happened there? That ring of beastmen obscured the view. But nr 6 Rotterdam is walking away from there with an evil grin and a bloody hoof…
… The Lone Stars have won the game 2-0 and what a game. Now live at the side line is Jervis talking to nr 12 Santa Cruz.
Jervis: Congratulations Santa Cruz with Lone Stars win nr 100 and being selected the most valuable player. What a performance by you tonight.
Santa Cruz: Growl… Mrereee… Thank you. Mooorrr…
Jervis: You played out standing tonight tell us about how you managed to stop that other
salyer.
Santa Cruz: Morrr I Fisted him with my… Grrrr Gauntlet of Love. Moorreeee. He could not Stand... Meeer... The pleasure Slaanesh was sharing today. Meeeee…
Jervis: thank you Santa Cruz and once again great performance. Back to you bob.
Bob: This was the Lone Stats win nr 100! There 172nd game all in all. The team is in what seems as a never ending rebuilding phase that has lasted around 60 to 70 games or so. Many fans are now starting to wonder what happened to the team that was a close favourite to winning the Ulthuan Invitational. Sadly today’s Lone Stats look nothing like that team. Let’s see what the future brings. That was all we had tonight from the Saitma super arena. And good night fellow fans. ”
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Congrats for win #100 for the Lone Stars.”