“I predicted getting diceraped before the game - for some reason I always do in these unranked tournaments.

By any definition of the word, this was a bullshit dicerape.

You'd have to be blind or retarded to say otherwise.

Missing several players from early on thanks to Unfailing dice by the opponent (TM) , a failed block by my opponent and KO was the best I managed in terms of casualties all game. Other than that, I was lucky to not roll a skull, and then at best maybe inflict a rare stun if by some miracle I scored a knockdown. Opponent only started failing the odd thing in the 2nd half.

Opponent had a series of successful 1 dice blocks all game, found ball handling no trouble, ko'd/cassed players for a laugh and even found time for a foul in middle of it all. I pulled off 3 dodges. That is the sum total of success I had all game.

The luck score, as everyone knows, is nonsense - watch the replay and judge for yourself what a waste of time this game was.

Essentially I was a spectator - when the dice are like this all you can do is try not to concede and hope your opponent will hurry up with his turns cause yours take 30 seconds at most to complete, with a half full roster.

Good luck with the rest of the season Vulturesquadron - it won't get any more one sided with the dice than this though.”