“The lings showed up totally smashed this game. Didnt know where the ball was most of the game and only scored when the opposition was off the field. Their hoppops fans were soo humiliated at getting totally hammered by only 2 elves on the pitch, they threw an entire keg at their beloved team killing thub kegbelly. The apoth ran out onto the pitch to save poor thubs life, and upon eyeing the keg, stopped drank a bunch, and forgot why he was out there.


Honestly, I truly thought I was going to win going into this game, and the lings were so drunk, they had no hope of doing anything right. Great play by rumplestiltskin who really outplayed me on every level and Im now totally scared of these wardancers.

Great match! lots of fun and very fast play. Great coach that rumplestiltskin.”