“Ist block by Treeman, killed a beast, apoth failed. All down hill from there. Managed to keep it 1-1 at half. When the crazy, short, fatties got the REF the two dirty players went to work against my five guys. Just one of those games. Every once in a while a halfling team has a game like this and they say, see, that is why we play bloodbowl. I think think they ate the dead players after the game too. D12 sure did not want them.....

Santa grows some mean players. I would thank you for the game, but that would be as silly as having my ass paddled and saying "thank you sir, may I have another?" Instead I wish you good luck in the future.”