“Everything Meetgrinder said was true. VULTURESQUADREN CHEATED!

How else could you explain the fact that I, WIllyfart the magnificent, could lose a game?

I'm sending the replay to forensics with a view to getting VultureSquadren banned from fumbbl. Well, actually, if I did that then somebody else would see how terribly I played, I die blocks were my staple. It's almost as if VultureSquadren takes over your mind and forces you do make risky moves.

A well deserved (and slightly brutal) win that should secure his place in the knockouts. All the best with your next games.

Also, I have recieved many get well soon cards for Cherie Blair and her swollen testicles. Well, you can stop - now that she's a zombie her balls have stopped hurting. ”