“Missing their Kroxigor was always going to make this game hard for Th Lu'u Z'aahz, and despite battling bravely, a rush of casualties either side of the half way mark ended their hopes of winning this game.

The blizzard conditions meant that both sides were at dange from the weather itself, and cautious play was called for. The slow speed of the goblins, and the unwillingness of their coach to call them to go for it in the driving snow, is probably what kept the score down.

Mash Ford was this weeks best player, causing nearly half of the casualties in a very bloody game, and to reward him he has been sent on the same training that served Made Stun so well. Sandwich Gandwich, who ran in one of the touchdowns, has been sent for extra tackling practice to try and shore up the leaky defence.

Bad luck, Mordredd, and thanks for seeing through what must have been a lousy game for you. I hope you have better luck in the next game, and that you pick up the runner-up spot for Group 3.”