“I dont often write match reports or comments on a game, but this time this has been, as Malthor already wrote, just one big farce of a game. I can only confirm what my opponent already wrote.”
“Luck readings are out due to a crash 1.5 turns into the second half..
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A triple dice rape. Undeserved.
Virus and It Wasn't Me and 2 MNG left me with 10 to start the match.
First pow of the game is a SI MNG on a good player. Of course.
I soon lose another player to a casualty (no mods on the roll) and it is 9.
Whilst my opponent had the odd run of bad luck, they were nowhere near as bad as what happened for me. He got a Perfect Defence and a Blitz on me. I failed countless rolls (37% is my luck over the last 6 turns). I lost a player on a dodge. Failed 3-4 KO rolls in a row.
A farce of a game.”
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