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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2006-03-03 17:56:21
CTV 2900k Wood Elf
4
Winnings 30k
Spectators
No change Dedicated Fans
Casualties 2/1/0
 
 
Dark Elf CTV 6080k
2
50k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor -1
1/0/1 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
#2
2
-
1
-
-
8
-
-
12
1
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
6
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
6
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
#6
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
2
-
#7
2
3
-
-
-
9
-
4
26
1
-
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
1
-
#13
-
1
1
-
-
3
-
-1
8
3
-
#14
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
6
1
-
#16
-
-
-
-
1
5
-
-
-
3
-
TOTALS
4
4
3
-
1
27
-
3
68
34
-
I dont often write match reports or comments on a game, but this time this has been, as Malthor already wrote, just one big farce of a game. I can only confirm what my opponent already wrote.
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
1
-
1
7
-
-
-
5
-
#2
1
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
5
5
-
#3
-
1
-
-
-
1
-
-2
-
1
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-1
2
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
13
1
-
#11
1
1
1
-
-
6
-
4
11
12
-
#12
-
1
-
-
-
1
-
6
6
1
-
#14
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
TOTALS
2
3
2
-
1
18
-
8
34
28
-
Luck readings are out due to a crash 1.5 turns into the second half..
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This match report may contain language that you find distasteful.

If you are easily offended, sensitive, have no sense of humour, or have had something tragic happen to yourself or a loved one then look away now in case you have a reaction to something in the report.

The following terms may or may not be used in the following match report:

Assault
Bad coaching
Bad luck
Bash
Block
Bloody
Crap
Crud
Death
Dice
Dice rape
Hit
Kill
Lucker
Lucky
Murder
Smash
Splatt
Unlucky
Useless
Whiner
Whining
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A triple dice rape. Undeserved.

Virus and It Wasn't Me and 2 MNG left me with 10 to start the match.

First pow of the game is a SI MNG on a good player. Of course.

I soon lose another player to a casualty (no mods on the roll) and it is 9.

Whilst my opponent had the odd run of bad luck, they were nowhere near as bad as what happened for me. He got a Perfect Defence and a Blitz on me. I failed countless rolls (37% is my luck over the last 6 turns). I lost a player on a dodge. Failed 3-4 KO rolls in a row.

A farce of a game.
 
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