“First round of the Fumbbl-X Cup, the orcs having a TR of almost 100 more - the undead coach decided to hire a vampire lord to boost the own team strength.

The undead are luckily without any niggling injuries, but the orcs have plenty of them - shockingly enough all of them show up for the game. The undeads started receiving, caused a few BHs and a TD, then fended off the orc offense in late 1st half (orc lineman with pro failed GFI and failed pro for 1-1 on turn 8 1st half).

2nd half the undead team get the ref, and keep hitting straight through the orcish armour as if it was made of paper (the vampire lord scored 3 casualties, pretty impressive.. he failed hypnotic gaze both times he tried using it on a black orc though .. hehe).

The game is utterly dead after 3-4 turns into the second half where the orcs are outnumbered 2:1 on the pitch.

2-0 in touchdowns and 11-3 in casualties for Comfortably Numb in a weird, weird orc-paper-armour game.
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