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#6 Pakemaru – Broken Ribs (MNG)
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Well this was another dice rape.
Had 2 MNG and then a Virus and left me with 11 to start. I soon had a MNG from a dodge.
I played a strong game and outplayed my opponent repeatedly, for exmaple he made mistakes like only sending one player who could score downfield late in the first half which I promptly stunned, and in the second half he let me take the ball uncontested up one wing. However, the dice denied me. I had to put up with a Perfect Defence and a Blitz and had FOUR players injured from failing dodges. That is just stupid.
I also had snake eyes to score at 2-2 late in the game and then my opponent recovered the ball and scored instead, and then the next kick off was the blitz. From a position of drawing or winning the match, it became a loss because of bad luck.
He was just lucky. Not a bad coach, but the win was given to him and the victory was not earnt. Sorry PoderRojo, I think you are a good coach but you didn't deserve to win that at all.
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